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One day I'll make an excellent housewife; in fact, I've already collected most of the parts.
19.3.10
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The tweet in question:
One day I'll make an excellent housewife; in fact, I've already collected most of the parts.
9 comments:
You no talk to me.
Why?
Am not on my computer! No Skype on my phone. Was at gareth's last night, might be back at some point tonight depending on what time this current session at Pete's ends.
Sadly the video is long gone, but this fitness regime could make you into Rambo in days!!! :http://hackedgadgets.com/2008/08/26/world-of-warcraft-treadmill-race-across-azeroth-with-a-runcraft/
Or kill you in one night. YMMV.
Is that the extremely tall Gareth that's a twat, and the Pete that's cool/alcoholic, or have I just insulted 2 very muscley people?
I would embark on a regime of muscle building but for the fact that I am beautiful as is.
Either that or my dog is beautiful...
For some reason I am a magnet to Crazy Cat Ladies.
Earlier today, a grey haired old lady sneaked round a ground-cover planted flower bed to accost me and demand the origin of my dog!
Dale took to her rapidly so I wasn't too scared. Turns out she used to own a whippet and it comforts her to see ex-working dogs living the life of a pet. :)
I guarantee I meet more 50+ year old virgins than anyone else on this planet.
Some of them have real nice tits though...
Nope, different Gareth and different Pete. I'm trying to connect to Skype right now and it's being a dickbag. I think I have to do some stuff with my router or something. Working on it now!
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Not sure what the above post is trying to achieve. It hasn't even offered any of us secret Nigerian Glodz!
Bad news: I have till Thursday evening to move out.
Me and Dale are living on Mum's sofa as of then.
More than half of my shit was moved this evening, in boxes. The rest will be boxed tomorrow and all the furniture is the parents'.
Dale stopped eating the moment they turned up to take the boxes.
He's behind me on my bed. He never sleeps on the bed. Always on the sofa where the PC won't keep him awake.
Wants to keep close to me in case I accidentally box him I suppose.
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