It's official. The queers get the bandwidth.

old mobile frequency usage?

Transmitting porn 2 (16%)
Stashing sweets and chocolate 0 (0%)
Lisa Riley weight distribution service 1 (8%)
Joss Stone's ego 0 (0%)
Strangling fans of Winnie the Pooh 0 (0%)
Implanted telepathy chip signals 0 (0%)
Earwig parties 0 (0%)
Let the queers have it 9 (75%)

Votes so far: 12
Poll closed

Poll time

Where should we send Janet Street Porter?

Wales 2 (25%)
France 0 (0%)
The Moon 0 (0%)
Jupiter 1 (12%)
The Pit Of Snakes 0 (0%)
Jamie Oliver's Farm 1 (12%)
Hell 0 (0%)
The Planet Of Shit 4 (50%)

Well, off to the Planet of Shit she goes!

New poll

Over there! *gestures* Look!

The results of the last poll are as follows:

Biggest cunt of them all?

Fat lipped twat Jamie Oliver 3 (30%)
Freak handed tosser Jeremy Beadle 0 (0%)
Salivating cockney fucktard Janet Street Porter 3 (30%)
Chirpy shitstain Anthea Turner 0 (0%)
Floppy haired cuntrag Hugh Grant 2 (20%)
Whining tory faggot David Cameron 1 (10%)
Massive chinned spunkflanel Quentin Tarantino 1 (10%)