And this happened

DO NOT ANGER CHRISTMAS SLUG

DO NOT ANGER CHRISTMAS SLUG

Whaa?

Brraaaiiinns

I was supposed to upload this yesterday for halloween, but wine made me forget.

Swansea pics

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Photoshops!

I stuck my ugly nose into Photoshop's delicious bouquet, and came up with this amazing jar of spaff.



I use it as my signature on WoW forums. How awesome am I? HAVING HOT STEAMY SEX WITH KYLIE AWESOME, that's how awesome I am.

Utterz

Here's my hand and a messy desk. I'm trying to use http://www.utterz.com/ to post stuff. Zomg!

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New header

As you can see up there *point*, I've updated my blog header again. That sexy motherbastard is me, and my main WoW bitch Fitzniyslee. Please try not to get too excited. A quick bout of masturbation over the image is allowed, but don't get carried away and fill your computerscreen with your juices. To help make the picture less sexy, I'm pulling a silly face. See?

I got CS3 today.

Stop! Imagetime!

Show me how to live

Got fed up.

Made this. Probably been done before but ah well.

Hitler

Slimey update

Here's the latest picture of Slimey, coiled up all snug and warm.

She shed her skin last weekend. I'm not sure what to do with the skin - I might leave it on Rob's monitor here at work. Please leave suggestions in the comments.

Dear Paulo,

I drew this for Paulo Martinez and stuck it to his screen. I don't think the person on the other end of the phone knew what he was laughing about.