18.9.08
7.4.08
Update!
I had last week off work. In theory this would have allowed more opportunity to blog, but I've had a lack of inspirado, or writers block or whatever you call it, for a couple of weeks now. I need to manufacture inspirado pretty fucking soon though, as I'm performing a few songs in a local pub on Friday night. This will be my first solo gig, give or take. It's not a true solo gig as I'm only doing 3 songs. However, I haven't written any of the songs yet. Do you think Move Me would be suitable for a Friday night pub crowd?
As you can see, Slimes is getting long. She'll soon be needing a new vivarium. However, she looks a bit thin to me. I'll have to start feeding her MORE! MORE!
28.2.08
25.6.07
Slimey update
24.5.07
Nooo!
She looks just like Slimey :(
This is more CORNISH NEWS. As you can see, things are really happening down this end of the country, and I'm not sure I can handle the excitement. Just a few days ago, an old woman FELL OVER! Mere hours later, someone was SHOUTED AT in the Tesco car park. And as I write this very post, a Cornish man is close to breaking the WORLD SLEEP DEPRIVATION RECORD.
I can't handle the excitement, I think I need to lie down...
23.5.07
Today I is 28

This is Slimey. She was a birthday present from my girlfriend Sarah. Ironically, snakes aren't slimey. Haha.
You have to laugh at my jokes. In fact, today you have to do everything I tell you because it's my birthday.
Stand up and shout "Norks are awesome!" now.
Thanks.
spaffed out by
Foss
at
08:53
6
bitches
tags factsplosion, snake




