Virus removal instructions.

The "tawtouy" facebook virus is automatically spread through friend lists. If you contract the virus, it will automatically spread to everyone in your friends list if they have logged on in the past 2 weeks. Similarly, if one of your friends has contracted the virus, and you have logged on in the 2 weeks since they caught it, you will have the virus.

The virus is hidden and there is no way of telling if you have it. It will replace several critical system files within 48 hours if it is not removed.

If you have received the facebook virus, you can remove it by doing the following:

1. Hold ALT and press F4 (while still holding ALT).


2. Bang your head repeatedly on the keyboard for BEING SO GULLIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Viruses do not spread in this way. You won't catch one unless you click on a dodgy link or open an unknown attachment.

And yes, the plural of virus is viruses, not virii. Just like the plural of octopus is octopuses or octopodes, and NOT octopi.

And the plural of Foss is Bunch Of Cunts :)