Teachers!

As reported on ze BBC, thousands of teachers in England and Wales are on strike today over a pay row.

The National Union of Teachers (NUT) is staging more than 50 rallies across the countries, as members demand a 4.1% pay rise rather than the 2.45% on offer.

2.45%? What the FUCK are you moaning about?? You already get paid through the arse (£20k starting salary, up to aroun £35k for experienced teachers) and you get FUCKLOADS of holiday on top. And now you're asking for a 4.5% payraise on top? Cunt off, twatfucks!*

I only got a 2% raise this year. I obviously got into the wrong line of work.

*I know a few teachers and they're all actually really cool people. I wouldn't want to deny them any extra cash, and I hope they get what they're asking for. But I hope a lot of other people get the same.