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[19:38:13] Foss says: oh, speaking of drink, i think i have some vodka in the kitchen
[19:38:28] Livelin says: it's tuesday
[19:38:54] Livelin says: vodka and tuesdays don't fit in april, unless it's my birthday
[19:39:00] Foss says: yeah, which means it's not sunday or monday, which are both bad drinking days.
[19:39:12] Foss says: sure they do! have you never heard of... VODKA TUESDAY?
[19:39:42] Livelin says: what?? noone told me about vodka tuesday! amagad, what i've been missing out on.
[19:39:57] Foss says: There's hangover sunday, sober monday, vodka tuesday, lager wednesday, cider thursday, anything friday, and everything saturday!
[19:40:08] Foss says: brb
[19:40:17] Livelin says: amazing!
[19:40:22] Livelin says: why didn't I know that
[19:40:49] Foss says: because you haven't learned it yet!
[19:41:03] Foss says: it's only just been invented! by me!
[19:42:16] Foss says: there's a song to go with it too. it goes like this:

On Sunday we're hungover so we don't drink a thing
On Monday we are back to work so we don't drink, we sing
On Tuesday we're all set to go so vodka is our choice
On Wednesday we shout LAGER PLEASE until we lose our voice
On Thursday we have cider, be it from apple or pear
On Friday it's a wild one, drink anything we dare
On Saturday it's the weekend and so we have to drink
And mix them up until we're all too sloshed to even think!