The awesomeness scale

While talking to some online homies this weekend, it occured to me that I use the word "awesome" a great deal. In fact, I think I may have saturated my vocabulary with it, and have diluted it's meaning somewhat.

In an attempt to solve the weakness of awesome, the awesome weakness, I have come up with an awesomeness scale. Y'see, stickybuns, there are many things that are awesome, for example a new bike; free beer; having one of those days where you feel taller than you actually are; discovering new music that plain amazes you (Hybrid did exactly that, they're fucking extra-awesome so thanks to Nick from work for enlightening me); creating some genius graphics; being a ninja... They're ALL awesome things, but their awesomeness amount varies greatly.

I will, therefore, try to give a descriptive comparison for each awesome from now on.

If I created a website that the client loved straight away, without wanting to make changes, that'd probably be first time skydive awesome. When I get my new bike (not a motorbike, just a regular second-hand pushbike) fixed and ride it for the first time, that'll be free KFC for a month awesome. And if I won hundred quid on a scratchcard, that would be woken up with a blowjob awesome.

Me, Ryan and Audun? We're ninjas with the power to give mind-blowing orgasms just by looking at you awesome, which, incidentally, is exactly what we are.