Piece of meat

I decided to rewrite Piece Of Me for Britney Spears. When it comes to lyrics, the young whippersnapper could do with a bit of help. Bless 'er.

"Piece Of Meat"

I've liked steak and melted cheese since age 17
Gotta love a slab of meat with creme
I don't want no shitty old Mickey D
Gotta be a steakhouse not Burger King, Wimpy's or KFC
You want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat...

Slap it's ass, give it a warm room
Another day another rare blue
Gently cook, don't overdo
Lots of melted cheese on top, too
Knife and fork and even spoon
I'm still a lover of all food
And you want a piece of meat

I'm Mrs. holy shit this saucy is tasty
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. bring me more and make it hasty
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. extra onion, extra chips
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. this will go straight to my hips
(You want a piece of meat)

I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of meat?'
Fryin' a nice rib eye steak
You're the best steakhouse, says word on the street
Don't want pasta bake
Hope I get a sexy waiter
And end up settlin' in bed
Now are you sure you want a piece of meat? (you want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for eatin' off the floor'
Because I dropped it, no, for real..
But I needed to have some more!
No wonder they panic in the food industry
GIVE ME MEAT!
Do you want a piece of meat?

I'm Mrs. eggs and chips and peas and bacon
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. oh my God my jaw is achin'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. can't stop now much keep on chewin'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. guess how much I'll be pooing?!
(You want a piece of meat)
I've liked steak and melted cheese since age 17
Gotta love a slab of meat with creme
I don't want no shitty old Mickey D
Gotta be a steakhouse not Burger King, Wimpy's or KFC
You want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat...
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs. don't care if there's blood on my place
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. want it now and can't bare to wait
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. juice dribblin' down my chin
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. fuck it, don't want to be thin
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. every night at Martha's Steak Dump
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. t-bone, rib eye, sirloin or rump
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. porterhouse or round or blade chuck
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. GIVE ME STEAK, YOU PUNK MOTHERFUCK!
(You want a piece of meat)
Oh yeah
I want a slab of meat