This is how you move me
Please excuse the dodgy singing...
And guitaring...
Thanks to Ryan and Audun for providing verses 2 and 3. Awesome-o!
Tonight I'm oh so lonely
And you're oh so far away
I feel the air is cold, and still
You left earlier today
And it's quieter than ever
I can't even hear the owls
As I think of you, I feel my heart beat
And there's movement in my bowels
{Chorus}
Ooooooh, you make me wanna shit my pants,
Ooooooh, I'm gonna drop a floater in my kecks,
Ooooooh, you make me wanna dump a choco-log
I'm gonna do it loud, I'm gonna do it proud, I'm gonna go the whole stinkin' hog
You make me wanna shit my pants
I wonder if you're holy,
Your auror shines so bright
Plants grow up all around you
And celebrate your might
I've never known all my fears
Small children they revere you
It almost fills my eyes with tears
But fills my arse with poo
{Chorus}
Your eyes are like islands
On which I want to go ashore
Your lips are a wine glass
I would like to have some more
Your hair smells of roses
I like to see you brush
And when I think of your beauty
My bowels fill with slush
{Chorus x 2}
14 comments:
That is the most awesome thing I've heard in a while. From now on, this will be the soundtrack of my life! And they will play it at my funeral.
And in my wedding, should such an occasion take place.
Was that Trystophobic that sang with you, or am I imagining things?
Fantesticly done!
Nah matey, Trys is away so it was all me, multitracking my guitar and voice using Audacity.
Thanks for your kind words of awesomeness :)
Oh, right. It sounded a bit like there was two voices at some points, but that was all inside my head then.
no no, there are two voices, but they're both mine! :)
superlicious. I didn't really understand much of your explanation on how you did it, but it sounded funk-style.
Jazz out.
That was a sweet song. I suppose if it hadn't all been about poop - it could've been moving. You have a good voice!
Awesome-o!
Oh my god, I think I just filled my kaks with a brown bean. Joy never made me do that before.
What an AWESOME (with a captial awesome-O) song! Let's make it Extreme Action Sock's first song, even though you did all the hard work. :)
Extreme Action Sock.
I like that.
Haha! Cool! It's a name Foss and I devised for our band that will operate in the absence of Captain Cosmic and the Daves.
There were lots of good names going around, at one point I think we were going to call the band yellow bus in Japanese, but I can't quite remember. Foss?
Also, it sounds like some sort of very durable or very kinky condom. But that might just be me.
I'm kinda partial to "Badgers of Justice" for a band name.
Bleedin hell Foss! How did you do that?!
mini-Andy
Nice one Foss - check out the Norwegian and bask in the knowledge that you got that sample up there.
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