This is how you move me
Tonight I'm oh so lonely
And you're oh so far away
I feel the air is cold, and still
You left earlier today
And it's quieter than ever
I can't even hear the owls
As I think of you, I feel my heart beat
And there's movement in my bowels
Ooooooh, you make me wanna shit my pants,
Ooooooh, I'm gonna drop a floater in my kecks,
Ooooooh, you make me wanna dump a choco-log
I'm gonna do it loud, I'm gonna do it proud, I'm gonna go the whole stinkin' hog
You make me wanna shit my pants
Update - this has turned into a collaboration. Awesome-o!
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I wonder if you're holy,
Your auror shines so bright
Plants grow up all around you
And celebrate your might
I've never known all my fears
Small children they revere you
It almost fills my eyes with tears
But fills my arse with poo
Ooooooh, you make me wanna shit my pants,
Ooooooh, I'm gonna drop a floater in my kecks,
Ooooooh, you make me wanna dump a choco-log
I'm gonna do it loud, I'm gonna do it proud, I'm gonna go the whole stinkin' hog
Your eyes are like islands
On which I want to go ashore
Your lips are a wine glass
I would like to have some more
Your hair smells of roses
I like to see you brush
And when I think of your beauty
My bowels fill with slush.
Ooooooh, you make me wanna shit my pants,
Ooooooh, I'm gonna drop a floater in my kecks,
Ooooooh, you make me wanna dump a choco-log
I'm gonna do it loud, I'm gonna do it proud, I'm gonna go the whole stinkin' hog
Is Awesome-o the robot that Cartman pretends to be? The Awesome-O 2000?
and how the hell is Slimey?
You're supposed to do rhymeatry, not questions.
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Yes, Awesome-O did come from south park. I started saying it after I saw the episode, and now a whole bunch of people I work with say it, and so does King Foss!
Soon my evil army will be complete. Little do they know that when I say the word a certain way, it acts as a trigger, and they'll all become my evil slaves.
I shall get them to take over the world, as well as bring me biscuits and a cup of tea whenever I desire!!!
Muahuahuahuahaaaaaaaaaa!
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