Well, fuck!

Did you know that it's now the year 2008? It may sound crazy but I readed it on the bbc so it must be true!

I hope you all had a good xmas and new year. No seriously, I do! I know you don't believe me. I know you're sat there thinking "Foss, you're a total and utter shit and you don't really care about me and how my christmas and new year period went". But I can assure you now that it's simply not true. You see, honeyjiggles, Foss loves you, each and every one of you. Yes, some more than others, and all in different ways, but the love is still there no matter the shape or density it holds.

So what does 2008 hold for you, Fossington Willoughby-Smite?

Ho ho hahaho, you sit right there and let me tell you exactly what the new year holds, stupid!

Well, first of all I'm hoping to have web design work falling out my arse. Not literally falling out of my arse, that'd be disgusting. But I'd love to get the business off the ground properly, and maybe even get enough work to take this job and shove it. Fingers crossed!

Second, I want to sell the flat. I've had the fucking thing for far too long, and it's high time I stopped merely threatening to get rid of it. Don't suppose you know anyone that wants to buy a spacious one bedroom flat in the centre of town, do you? To you, dear friend? £90,000 and not a penny more!

I'd love to visit our friends electric, as it's been too long since I was last there and I missed the fantastical new years wonderfest. Dammit!

And of course there's the usual new years resolution of "get fit, get healthy". I have enough equipment exercise to start my own mini gym - I have the bike, the bench, the other bench and the weights, so why the FUCK don't I use it? Because I'm a tard, that's why! But I intend to start using it all this year. I just need to get a barbell and I'm well on my way to becoming MR FANTASTIC FITNESS AND NINJA AWESOMENESS 2008. Yeah, right!

Now shut the fuck up and get out of my face, frumpy!