Secret Questions?
Many thanks to Trys' brother Gareth, who's kindly given out plenty of personal information in this handy yet suspiciously phishy questionnaire thingy. You know the kind of information they ask for - Mother's maiden name, favourite teacher, pet's names, birth town etc... The same kind of stuff you need to know in order to access your bank account online. Yes, that's it. :)
1. SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
Mark Ivydale
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Cyril Snickers
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
A Foss
4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Blue Snake
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Mark --- (I'm not telling you)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Fos --- Sli
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Kram ---
8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)
Rusty Trecarne (bahahahahaha, perfect - it's like RUSTY MEAT-FARM! As in SHITTY COCK-FARM!)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives)
The Blue Focus (gay)
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
Shaun Apple (of the dead!)
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4 comments:
AXELAY SOUNDTRACK!
Spy name:
Lønmo Mistel (lyl?)
Movie Star:
Rolf Dumle
Rap name:
Dknu, Dee Knu, Dee New, The New!
(zomfg, I pwn)
Soap Opera:
Lønmo Moss
(I realise my middle name sucks for these things. And don't worry, Moss won't be used for anything useful. Ever)
Star Wars:
Knulønper
(I'll be one of those gungan people I suppose)
Jedi:
Omnøl Omnøl
(A double name, I'm the traitor Jedi. I'm sure of it)
Porn Star:
Pernille Squirrel
(hmmmm, sounds dodgy)
Supahhero:
The Blue 93 / The Blue Saab
(I won't be there fast, but I'll be there comfortably)
Action Hero:
Marty Yoghurt
(The stand-in chopper pilot for the A-team)
Haha, awesome.
MOVIE STAR NAME
Alfons Mars
RAP NAME
Q Cho
GAMER TAG:
Red Gorilla
STAR WARS NAME
Cho Car Dro
JEDI NAME:
Neivel Nirac
PORN STAR NAME:
Liquor Oak (fucking love it!)
SUPERHERO NAME:
The Red Saab
ACTION HERO NAME:
Andy Crisps
I especially like my jedi and porn star names. Taste my liquor oak!
- Mab
I totally just looked up your street on google maps, just because I can, and now I know where you live.
Take that!
meep
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