The moon is evil!
According to ze BBC site, extra police officers are to patrol the streets of Brighton when the moon is fat. Apparently there's a link between crime figures and the phase of the moon. Also, payday sees a higher crime rate. Please note how these are almost monthly occurences...
I don't think it's the moon's fault at all, and I'm sure the receipt of a monthly salary has nothing to do with an increase in crime. Fuck, I'm usually very happy when I get paid, and I'm far less likely to steal a car or start a fight when I've just been given a shitload of cash. No, it's neither the moon nor the money.
It's the menstrual cycle that's to blame.
You can kick my ass and call me Ted
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Also, I do test runs on my home-made satellite transciever system every month.
It's entirely safe though
ENTIRELY safe.
Well, it doesn't really run anywhere. What I meant to say was:
I run tests on "..." every month
See ya in a monthish!
I guess YOUR paycheck must be quite calming and soothing Foss. If, however you were paid my shitty salary you would probably be driven to kicking the shit out of something every month too.
I think I'll go take it out on the cat...
Andy, the idea of you kicking the shit out of your cat always cracks me up. And as I have no internets at home right now, it means it always cracks me up at work. Awesome.
I'll send the cat to you to feed to Slimy so he has a large mammal to eat just as soon as I buy myself a cat.
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