19.1.07

Bitches



Felicity - You fill my bollocks up with electricity
Deborah - You make me wanna splooge my jizz all over ya
Harriette - Get down on all fours, wear this leash, you'll be my pet
Caroline - I'll penetrate you deep so that it snaps your spine

You are all my bitches

Penny Keith - You make me wanna get my pubes stuck in your teeth
Suzanna - I'll place in your mouth my fluffy love banana
Shiobahn - I'm gonna make you the star of my midget porn
Josephine - Come feel the power of my rancid love machine

Ch.

Lydia - You're so hot you make me ejac premature
Annabelle - Your constant teasing makes my life a living hell
Cathy / Cat - I'm sorry love but there's no way you're just too fat
Catherine - Your younger sister I would dog 'cause she's quite thin

Ch.

Vivienne - I'm quite surprised you're into this you lesbian
Dearest Grace - Your chin provides my testes with a resting place
Eleanor - I want to give you carpet burns upon my floor
Gwendalyn - In out in out in out in out in out in

Ch.

Jennifer - I'll spread my mayonnaise into your fur burger
Melanie - I'll put my finger in my arse while you go down on me
Jess you freak - I'm gonna spray my tadpoles all over your beak
Gloria - I'll invade you with my purple headed warrior

2 comments:

Ryaninja said...

Muhauhauauhauhauahuaha!!!!

Do you know what, foss, your between the lines comments made me laugh more than the song did! :D :D

"don't look at me when you say 'Finger in your ass'..."

GENIUS!

As did the impromptu choruses!

Audun said...

Why is my name missing from the song?



HellO?