Bitches
Felicity - You fill my bollocks up with electricity
Deborah - You make me wanna splooge my jizz all over ya
Harriette - Get down on all fours, wear this leash, you'll be my pet
Caroline - I'll penetrate you deep so that it snaps your spine
You are all my bitches
Penny Keith - You make me wanna get my pubes stuck in your teeth
Suzanna - I'll place in your mouth my fluffy love banana
Shiobahn - I'm gonna make you the star of my midget porn
Josephine - Come feel the power of my rancid love machine
Ch.
Lydia - You're so hot you make me ejac premature
Annabelle - Your constant teasing makes my life a living hell
Cathy / Cat - I'm sorry love but there's no way you're just too fat
Catherine - Your younger sister I would dog 'cause she's quite thin
Ch.
Vivienne - I'm quite surprised you're into this you lesbian
Dearest Grace - Your chin provides my testes with a resting place
Eleanor - I want to give you carpet burns upon my floor
Gwendalyn - In out in out in out in out in out in
Ch.
Jennifer - I'll spread my mayonnaise into your fur burger
Melanie - I'll put my finger in my arse while you go down on me
Jess you freak - I'm gonna spray my tadpoles all over your beak
Gloria - I'll invade you with my purple headed warrior
2 comments:
Muhauhauauhauhauahuaha!!!!
Do you know what, foss, your between the lines comments made me laugh more than the song did! :D :D
"don't look at me when you say 'Finger in your ass'..."
GENIUS!
As did the impromptu choruses!
Why is my name missing from the song?
HellO?
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