Oil Leak!

I have a habit of biting my nails, but only on my left hand. I leave the right hand to aid in guitarish fingerpickery when it's needed.

Anyway, it seems my handwashing efforts this time weren't up to scratch, and an after-effect of checking my car (in an attempt to locate the small leakage it's currently displaying), I rediscovered how bad engine oil tastes.

I wouldn't mind so much if it was the good, expensive oil that I had in there before the head gasket failure. I could at least equate that to a fine vintage wine, or an extravagantly bought cuban cigar - it still tastes pretty bad, but it can be appreciated... However, this is cheap-ass semi-synth crap, made by some unknown lube company, or possibly shat out the back of a beluga whale. This is the blue nun of motor oils. The white lightning of the car mechanic's arsenal.

Why can't they make this stuff taste like strawberries, or Kylie's sweet sweet poon?!