Robots

I want a robot.

I don't mean one of them little robots that vacuums your carpet for you, or some lego mechano-bot that can lift up little lego blocks, turn around and dump them behind it. No no, I want a proper, fuck-off great laser deathbot that does exactly what I tell it to. I want a robot that can leap half-way up the outside of a 6 storey building, stick his metal claw in through the brickwork, and scramble itself along the side of that building, scaring the living shit out of any random pedestrian that happens to be watching.

I want a bot that looks like Satan's very own stainless steel pitbull, with glowing eyes, claws that could crush a horse, and teeth that can cut through busses. I want a robot that could take out an entire military batallion with a swift flick of it's extendible spiney razortail.

And most of all, I want a robot that I can call "Mr Snuggles".

Get me one for xmas?