Proof!
Photographic evidence that the cats are trying to kill me.
They're getting closer every morning. The most worrying this is, there are at least seven of them. Only four show in these pictures. Where are the others? I have a two word answer for you. PINCER MOVEMENT.
There they are, every morning when I leave for work. They're there. Waiting. Plotting. Watching. Schemeing. Planning. Conspiring. Reading a thesaurus just like I do.
Bastards.
4 comments:
Perhaps some of the cats are vampiric and do not show up in mirrors or photos? Just something else for you to worry about. Been nice knowing you. Remember me in your will.
Have I gone back in time? Did I get so wasted this weekend that I somehow screwed up time and space?
Only I would bet the lives of everyone in France that you've posted this exact post before. And it was ages ago.
What's going on?
The picture was similar, but not the same. And last time there was only one picture, but now there are two.
I WIN!
Curses. Foiled again! :)
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