Plans?

This blog is pretty much dead, but I still own the eatfoss.com domain and will do for a long time as my email address is part of it.

So, what do I do with the domain name?

I have plans. Not sure if they'll come to fruition, but I hope they do. If it fails, I'll only have myself to blame.

And what I have planned will force me to record a proper version of Bitches.

FFFUUUU

Email to colleagues

May 23rd is an important day.

It is the day Joan of Arc was captured by the Burgundians. Captain William Kidd was hanged in London. Himmler commited suicide. 26 sailors were killed aboard the USS Squalus as it sank. Henrik Ibsen died after a series of strokes.

All very depressing, yes, but did you know it is also WORLD TURTLE DAY?*

To celebrate WORLD TURTLE DAY (and my 32nd birthday) there are doughnuts and cookies in the kitchen.** Enjoy!

* Had wikipedia not rejected my edits, it would also have been the day Louis Armstrong became the first man to trumpet on the moon.

** I bought them in today because I'm not here next week.

Attack The Block

Saw Attack The Block last night.

Fucking awesome.

Gut Festival

32 is a good number. It is 100000 in binary; it is 2^5; it is 8 less than 40; ancient Mayans believed 32 was the age a girl becomes a man; there were 32 wonders of the world; the bible states it as the number of the hinge; Edgar Allen Poe's poem, The Raven, was originally about the number 32; the 32nd president of America was notable due to his invisibility; there were only 32 episodes of The Bill; 32 rhymes with "dirty poo"; Jimi Hendrix ascended to Gim Kibbur at 32; and we've all heard about the 32 faces of Thatcher. Yes, 32 is a good number indeed.

I will be turning 32 on May 23rd. To celebrate, I'd like to have some quiet drinkies and administer special injections to a few of you. Will you join me, sugar?

Come on you cunts, let's pull its fucking handle off.

Intentional

I like this alot.

Halloween

I AM STILL ALIVE

Yes, I am still alive.

Just haven't been online much.

Since the redundancies, work has been absolutely mental. When I get home, I don't feel like staring at a computer screen.

That is all. Now I'm off to bed.