Nooo!

She looks just like Slimey :(

This is more CORNISH NEWS. As you can see, things are really happening down this end of the country, and I'm not sure I can handle the excitement. Just a few days ago, an old woman FELL OVER! Mere hours later, someone was SHOUTED AT in the Tesco car park. And as I write this very post, a Cornish man is close to breaking the WORLD SLEEP DEPRIVATION RECORD.

I can't handle the excitement, I think I need to lie down...