I demand an apology

Had you been wearing the mandatory, government-issued panther spectacles, you'd have noticed the reported strength of the bridge was a prevarication. It's up to you to remove your horseless carriage from the river and, while I do wish you the greatest of luck, I refuse to aid you in your quest to recover said carriage.

I show you now, the words of the famous actress and micro-biologist, Angelina Jolie.

You submerged the tractor, James; now it's your job to raise the fucker. And don't forget to anhydrate the upholstery.

This is what happens when you fail to obey the rules.