El Cabron

I don't have anything useful to write. Just a few seconds ago, there were hailstones and someones care alarm went off. Have you seen the Jizz In My Pants video? It's hilarious and you should search googles for it or watch it in jaotjaob. Tesco was full of twats earlier. Mmmmm tits are awesome. Howard farted and I had to go stand in reception for a while, it was THAT bad. He's a vegetarian, which only makes it worse. I'm tired, and I have a loooooad of work to do both here and when I get home later. Growler's wife is Keith Cheggers again, I hope he doesn't find out it's mine. Especially as it's not mine. I jizz right in my pants when you're standing next to me. I'm glad Justin Timberlake isn't a complete twat, and can do comedy stuff, like be in the video for that Jizz song or do that matrix parody which was funny too but not as funny as the Jizz song or the Dick In A Box song which he also did. Rob has a four inch penis. When it's up. I want to get slashed on southern comfort. Now Howard's denying the fart from earlier. Motherfucker should superglue his arse shut before he comes to work tomorrow.