You know shit is bad when...
I'm on my way to bed, but I'm hungry. So I check the fridge. I spy a 3 day old doner kebab in there and, after thinking about it my internal monologue kicks in.
"No, Foss, that's 3 days old. That's a stupid idea. Why is that even there?!"
"Yeah, good point. Wanna eat that block of cheese?"
"Game on!"
So I'm waiting for indigestion and vivid nightmares about spiders. G'night.
4 comments:
A 3 day old kebab?
That *IS* crazy.
If there were pictures in dictionaries, there would be a picture of a man eating a 3 day old kebab under "crazy".
But since there are no pictures in dictionaries the thing that comes under "crazy" is "creak".
I put it in there when I was very drunk, and totally forgot it was there the next day. Then I didn't go home much over the next few days so I still had no idea it was there.
Something worse though - I found an open can of beer in the fridge, almost full. It had been there for 3 days too but I totally wasted it. Yeah, a whole beer. Tragedy.
I eat stuff I find on the floor!
What, like pennies? Old chewing gum?
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