Discovery

You know how, when you're talking about other people, you'd love to be able to do a really good impression of them? I had that exact situation last night, while explaining an advert I saw, and I came up with this.

Imagine a really fat, disgusting woman, laying on her side, naked, on a table in front of you. She's just eaten a huge steak & cheese sandwich; she has cheese-grease dribbling down her sagging breasts and oversized, blackened nipples, and she's sweating profusely from all the meat she's just consumed. She's out of breath from the gorging, and looking bloated and greasy. Now imagine the noises her unwashed, stinking vagina would make if she were to try talking out of it.

Try to make those noises with your mouth. Go on.

You can now perfectly impersonate Jamie Oliver. Well done.