Vomiting bug closes three wards
The bbc (yes I get a lot of my news from there) has a story titled Vomiting bug closes three wards. Now, with a title like that I don't need to read the article to know the details.
Essentially a gigantic maggot has broken free of it's moorings outside West Cornwall hospital, and has started chucking it's guts up all over the place. They've had to close a few wards because they've become clogged up with housefly larvae puke.
2 comments:
Was probably a guy wearing a sleeping bag so he looked like a maggot.
Someone will have recorded it on their telamaphone and be uploading it to faistube now, hospital voming will be like the new happy slapping.
I once had a vomiting bug. It wasn't much good cos the people we were spying on found it straight away glued underneath their phone.
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