Question
After a particularly heavy and enjoyable night out on the tiles, you stagger homeward. Walking through a dark alley you are approached by a burly woman brandishing a switchblade knife. She demands you hand over your wallet. Too inebriated to draw upon your 7 years intensive kung fu training, you decide your best plan of action would be to leg it. However, you'll need to temporarily incapacitate your assailant in order to make a successful escape. Do you:
- Punch the baps, or
- Kick the flaps?
4 comments:
Kick the flaps.
Punching the baps only make them more aggressive.
Give her a kick in the the cunt!
because it ryhmes it makes it funny, and worth doing.
I kicked a girl in the cunt many years ago when I was at school. She took a swing trying to kick me in the nuts, but I jumped out of the way. I've always been a man of equal rights, so I took a swing back, and caught her square in the muff with my foot.
She cried for ages, which was mildly inconvenient as we were all standing around waiting for our Class Group Photo. I thought I was gonna get expelled cos she wouldn't stop bawling her eyes out, but somehow I got away with it. Nice!
I did the same when I was 12. Me and a friend was hanging around right outside a door at school. We were pretend-fighting, and just as I pretend-kicked my friend, a girl came out through the door, neatly positioning one leg on each side of my foot.
I had a hard time trying to explain I didn't mean to do it.
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