Blue Spiderfish

The Blue Spiderfish is a curious thing
With its chitinous thorax and muscular wing
Though it's useless - the Blue Spiderfish cannot fly
And in fact, it can't move, or perspire, or spy
But it can use it's lungs when they're pumped full of breath
To emit a noise so evil it can cause death!
Imagine a tomcat, but blown up in size
'Til it's larger than six thousand big macs (with fries)
Now imagine it got it's balls caught in a vice
And the thing was controlled by revenge-driven mice
So they tighten it up 'til it won't go no more
And the testicles pop and the ooze hits the floor
And the tomcat beast screams while it's trying to flee
Now THAT is the noise that you'll listenhear. "SCREEE!"