Phrases to use today:
"I found him in a corner, swallowing earwigs"
"No darling, those aren't my teeth"
"Just wet the end, it'll slip down fine"
"Quick! Quick! Sting's set his cock on fire again!"
"See? I told you it'd grow back."
21.12.07
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23, it seems.
My sister could do 18.
I had 27 but I reckon I could do more. I might head up to one of the local primary schools next year to try it out.
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