Well, at least I taste better than shit.
Brass Eye is awesome.
Made-up drugs, the scourge of society.Chris Morris is the assmazing. Must find more of that.
Shatner's Bassoon! Genius! You know when you're drinking milk, and someone makes you laugh and it comes out of your nose?I didn't realise you could do it with a scotch egg.
How about porched eggs?
No, I keep my eggs in the fridge. Otherwise I'd have to go all the way back to my porch every time I needed them.
But what if your fridge is running?
Good point. I have a pit trap to catch the fridge when it does that, and it's right outside the front door, inside the porch! Amazing! You must be psychic!
And then your eggs get PORCHED!I'm quite the psychic medium yes. Well, more of a large I suppose.
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Made-up drugs, the scourge of society.
Chris Morris is the assmazing. Must find more of that.
Shatner's Bassoon! Genius! You know when you're drinking milk, and someone makes you laugh and it comes out of your nose?
I didn't realise you could do it with a scotch egg.
How about porched eggs?
No, I keep my eggs in the fridge. Otherwise I'd have to go all the way back to my porch every time I needed them.
But what if your fridge is running?
Good point. I have a pit trap to catch the fridge when it does that, and it's right outside the front door, inside the porch!
Amazing! You must be psychic!
And then your eggs get PORCHED!
I'm quite the psychic medium yes. Well, more of a large I suppose.
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