I can PISS HIGHER THAN YOU!!!
According to the BBC, men are motivated by superior wages. That is to say, high pay is good, but higher pay than a co-worker is better.
What fucking genius came up with that scientific gem? And how much money was flushed into that particular study in the first place? I could have told them the answers for a few hundred quid.
I'll make it nice and clear for you scientists, so you don't have to piss more money into finding out things we already know.
- Men like getting paid more than other men. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
- Men like being better at sports than other men. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
- Men like betting better in bed than other men. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
- Men are competitive. CAN YOU HANDLE THE REVELATION??
In next week's news: The sky is blue, water is wet and some science is a waste of money.
7 comments:
Someone's in a grump, looks like I'm better at getting out of the right side of bed than you!
You would say that, you're a scientist!
Also, I missed We Are Scientists supporting the Kaiser Chiefs in Exeter on Wednesday. Another reason to dislike you! :p
You coming round tonight? :)
Don't think so stinky, and how is missing teh gigs my fault? naughty badger!
4 out of 5 Norwegian men thinks it's a girl's own fault if she gets raped.
I'm moving out of this country before I'm causing someone to rape me.
Science is overrated, and the term is getting too loose - plastic-boobs are science, and sugar-free gum! Even though it's science it doesn't necessarily mean it's worth knowing, I guess.
People are taking science too seriously.
It should be more like WoW goblin engineering, if the chance to die from an unintended explosion is less than 20%, it's not science.
Someone once told me (without laughing) that I was better in bed than Dolph Lundgren. This would have been awesome if:
A) Anyone actually believed me when I tell them.
B) I'd actually had a chance to prove it since then.
But I'm still happy, happy like a prodigious painter without paint. Or Arms. Or Legs. Or any way to grasp a paintbrush.
MY science lessons are worth knowing.
Well at least that's what I keep telling the kids.
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