Well, at least I taste better than shit.
This is Slimey. She was a birthday present from my girlfriend Sarah. Ironically, snakes aren't slimey. Haha.
You have to laugh at my jokes. In fact, today you have to do everything I tell you because it's my birthday.
Stand up and shout "Norks are awesome!" now.
Thanks.
spaffed out by Foss at 08:53
tags factsplosion, snake
6 comments:
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy happy birthday
from all of us to you
we wish it was our birthday
so we could party too!
sporks!
Happy Birthday Fosshead
Lots of love, Angela
oh, and happy birthday.
had no idea this time either
I have done as you requested in the staff room at school and now the rest of the staff think I'm a little bit strange.
Happy Birthday Foss!
* stands up*'
* lets trousers drop down around ankles*
* puts on cardboard cutout Foss mask *
NORKS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!
* takes of mask, gets dressed, goes back to work *
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