Shameless plug
Everyone should go visit Ryan's blog and pay him big respects. He's extremely awesome and is a hardcore ninja to boot. You should go there, especially if you're a luxury hottie because he needs a wench. He can provide good references from previous wenches, and he's a better lay than Dolph Lundgren*. FACT.
*Actually is a fact. Confirmation happened.
6 comments:
9 out of 10 hotties prefer Ryan.
Ryan is lovely.
meep
Ryan is the 10th hottie.
Chris said...
Ryan also has retractable telescopic claws on each heel allowing him to grip the ground tenaciously even in the strongest of winds, making him ideal as a makeshift washing line.
Retractable Telescopic Claws (RTCs, aka "Ground huggers") are delivered to you by Flickflack Engineering. Patent pending.
Everything written here is pure absolute fact. Apart from the fact about washing lines. I don't make a great washing line because when I get drunk, I have a tendancy to wander off with your washing. It's usually later found on the floor of some KFC.
Although the retractable claws are useful for opening yoghurts.
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