Collaboration #2 - facts about Ryan
After the previous post's comments, I think it'd be fun to create a list of facts about Ryan.
Go.
Ryan enjoys hiking through gorse bushes. Naked.
23.4.07
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After the previous post's comments, I think it'd be fun to create a list of facts about Ryan.
Go.
Ryan enjoys hiking through gorse bushes. Naked.
7 comments:
Ryan has a secret, super-hero identity; Flashlightman.
Chris said...
Ryan is allergic to plaid, therefore he should never be placed in the same drawer or wardrobe as your kilts.
Ryan is hemorrhoidphobic. This is a bigger handicap to him than most people realise.
Chris said...
Grievously injured by splinters during the short lived but brutal interior decoration uprising of 1998, Ryan cannot sleep peacefully in any room sporting woodchip wallpaper.
Or dado rails.
Ryan eats puppies
Holy crap! I haven't been here for a few days, and facts are appearing all over the internet about me!
How did you find all this out?
This would explain the guy with the binoculars and beige trenchcoat camping underneath the unlit lampost in a cardboard box right outside my window. I was beginning to think the TV licencing people had taken up new tactics.
The original Ryan design specified asbestos and dolphin guts as building materials.
When the farming of asbestos and the disembowelling of dolphins were banned God was forced to carve him out of pure SEX.
God's relative inexperience with such radical new building materials explains the shoddy construction and rough edges.
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