Wii!
Dear Andrew Foster,
This email is to let you know that the following items from your order have been dispatched:
QUANTITY: 1
PRODUCT: Nintendo Wii Console and Controller And Wii Sports Game
DISPATCH DATE: 25-Jan-2007
Well, at least I taste better than shit.
4 comments:
dispatched?
what they mean dispatched?!
dis·patch [di-spach] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object)
1. to send off or away with speed, as a messenger, telegram, body of troops, etc.
2. to dismiss (a person)
3. to put to death; kill
4. to transact or dispose of (a matter) promptly or speedily.
5. to hasten; be quick.
6. the sending off of a messenger, letter, etc., to a destination.
7. the act of putting to death; killing; execution.
ah, now I know what they mean.
WHAT!?! They've put your wii to death!?!
I opt for no 6.
They're going to use his Wii as a messenger to Siberia.
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