i think you should take a stuffed dog with you. Not a toy one, but a proper dog that has been preserved by a taxidermist. stop every now and then to take it for walks. maybe even urinate on the ground and then set the dog over the puddle. try telling it "sit" or stay when anyone approaches and then give it a treat.
I think you could be onto something there Trystan. I should get myself some authentic rickets first. I have stopped eating any food containing calcium in preparation
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Yeah looks hardcore, shoud be a laugh. Hope you're making some sort of hilarious video blog.
Rickets in a Rickshaw
wooohoo!
Go me!
i think you should take a stuffed dog with you. Not a toy one, but a proper dog that has been preserved by a taxidermist. stop every now and then to take it for walks. maybe even urinate on the ground and then set the dog over the puddle. try telling it "sit" or stay when anyone approaches and then give it a treat.
I think you could be onto something there Trystan. I should get myself some authentic rickets first. I have stopped eating any food containing calcium in preparation
Done! We came third then were the first rickshaw up Tiger Hill in the history of Darjeeling!
Go me!
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