So the guy on the left put on the shoes of the guy on the right and they were just so hideous that he had to throw up? Those must be some butt ugly shoes!
well then, what sort of footwear did he choose to wear when throwing up for you? You Euros seem to spend a lot of time trading footweear and throwing up. Time that could be better spent seeking world domination and enforcing your will on smaller nations.
So then, with that in mind, can I come over, slip on some sort of strappy thing with stilleto heels, preferabbly in black or red, and regurgitate in your WC?
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I'm just glad I'm not Harveys.
So the guy on the left put on the shoes of the guy on the right and they were just so hideous that he had to throw up? Those must be some butt ugly shoes!
I met the guy on the left the day before yesterday.
He's cool. And he didn't throw up in my shoes either!
Why did you let him wear your shoes, knowing his track history?
he didn't wear my shoes.
What kind of person let's a 2 meter tall man wear ones delicious golden shoes?
Certainly not ME!
well then, what sort of footwear did he choose to wear when throwing up for you? You Euros seem to spend a lot of time trading footweear and throwing up. Time that could be better spent seeking world domination and enforcing your will on smaller nations.
We just do the things we want you to think we do when you're looking. As what we're really doing is nothing what you think we are.
What can I say?
World domination is one of our smaller problems right now.
Sir.
So then, with that in mind, can I come over, slip on some sort of strappy thing with stilleto heels, preferabbly in black or red, and regurgitate in your WC?
re·gur·gi·tate (r-gûrj-tt)
v. re·gur·gi·tat·ed, re·gur·gi·tat·ing, re·gur·gi·tates
To rush or surge back.
To cause to pour back, especially to cast up partially digested food.
Well if you wish, I'm not stopping you. But I can think of a handful of other things I'd rather spend my time doing.
But hey, your choice!
Jeff, thanks for that delicious mental image.
I had a brief moment of insanity, and amnesia.
Maybe not brief. But it was there.
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