Happy Birthday America! I will be leaving now as I have to go get drunk, just as my forefathers did. Fireworks are much more dangerous and entertaining when you are drunk.
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Surely if can't be too wild a party can it, I didn't think america was old enough to drink.
4 comments:
Surely if can't be too wild a party can it, I didn't think america was old enough to drink.
Happy 4th of July, Jeff. I hope this year you can avoid the pants incident, and move straight on to the warthog.
Once again, Trystan proves that England would win the World Cup every year if it involved comedy instead of football.
Yeah, Warthogs Yippee!
May the Fourth be with you. Arse, that's not right....
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