14.12.05

ninjantibodies

My antibodies have received their ninja training via the magic of Chuck Norange Juice and Vitamin T, and are currently roundhouse kicking the common cold out my system. Awesome.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yikes, Chuck Norange juice sounds dangerous, probably kept in a special lead bottle, and has chunks of genuine beard and pain inside. You don't want ot drink too much of that or it might roundhouse kick straight through your stomach and kill all your kidneys

Jeffer McJeff of the clan McJeff said...

CONGRATULATIONS TRYSTAN!!! Your totally brilliant post has earned you the First Annual Jeff Sharrock Comic Genius Award. If my office had a floor, I would have been rolling on it laughing. However, I office over a bottomless pit and have to levitate at my desk, and I almost lost concentration and plummeted to my death due to the hilatirty of your post.

Anonymous said...

That's dreadfully kind of you, I hope the near death experience wasn't too traumatic for you. Oh ta for the award, is there a cash prize with that ... ?

Jeffer McJeff of the clan McJeff said...

Trystan:

Of course there is a small cash award to accompany the prestige of having your name associated with mine. I gave Foss the 500 pounds, he promised me that he would give it to you next time he saw you. He said he was meeting you at some "dance club" called the Passon Pit.

Ryaninja said...

Well, I was gonna post, but quite frankly, how can I top that?

Blogs are all about the contributions, but now I feel shamed into keeping (in my opinion) my funny thoughts to myself.

Thanks for ruining my blog exerience you guys.

:)

Ps - my verification word is "wlaycjaz", which could be a shortening of "why lay charlie Jazz?"
I have no idea what that means either.

Anonymous said...

I think it's a drug reference, you'd best check in with your doctor to make sure you don't have any drug related diseases (like addiction, or hair on the insides of your cheeks) from this blog.

I had wzyars, but am too tired to even think what it might have been short for. Hmm also I typed it in wrong so had to put in pjuraqc, which I think has something to do with the sexuality of PJ (of PJ and Duncan fame).

Jeffer McJeff of the clan McJeff said...

Ryan:

Your post earns you the JeffLovesFoss first annual slef minimalizing award. There is no trophy and all you get to do is take Foss out for a night of drinking, pick up the tab, bail him out of jail for groping the bartender in a moment of UTTER confusion, and clean him after he soils himself in the passenger seat of his Ford Focus Zetec.