More juicy Al-Queda gossip

So they're claiming they are responsible for more explosions and dead people, but I get the feeling they're sitting back and taking the credit for other people's work. Seriously, if I were a terrorist, I'd avoid all the hassle of recruiting and the bother of getting hold of weapons on the black market, and just claim responsibility for random explosions.

Every time there's an accident at a chemical plant, or a truck full of fireworks ploughs into the side of a match factory, I'll be straight on the phone calling up every newspaper I can think of and claiming "Yep, it was me again! sorry about that!". The next time a tower randomly falls over, I'll be standing in the background with a huge flag that reads "MY FAULT".

I won't be arrested because there'll never be evidence pointing to me, aside from my "admission". But that's the best part - when I get to court, and they ask me if I'm guilty, I'll say "not guilty" in a really sarcastic manner. They'll have to take the "not guilty" answer even though I sound like I actually did it. I'll be interviewed by the BBC, and I'll threaten the world with more accidents unless gold is delivered to me. And when I get the gold, there will still be accidents anyway, so they'll think I'm even more ruthless!

Governments will form anti-accident squads, and our standards of living will actually improve because of me. People won't sue superstores for having wet floors, because the accidents the floors cause will have stopped. Cheating wives won't accidentally yell out the name of their other lover, and babies won't shit themselves. Bye bye accidents, hello Utopia. All thanks to ME.

Yep, armchair terrorism could work out well.