Here, take them.

I realised earlier that my vocabulary is too big. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I'm more intelligent than anyone else. I'm merely saying I have a whole gang of words that I'm probably not going to use more than once in my lifetime, and even then I could probably find a perfectly usable substitute.

So, in the interests of generosity, here are some words that I may never use. I'm giving them to you, the rare few eatfoss readers out there.

Slitty
Mongrel
Prepubescent
Peregrination
Recumbent
Ameliorate
Budgie
Circumspect
Shaftcracker
Nomenclature
Cock
Contradistinction

Ok, I take that penultimate one back. I use that a lot.