Invasion of the LIZARD MEN!
Evil geniuses Scientists have created mice that can regrow lost tissue and organs. I can't wait to inject myself with this stuff. I could cut my own hands off as a party trick!
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Evil geniuses Scientists have created mice that can regrow lost tissue and organs. I can't wait to inject myself with this stuff. I could cut my own hands off as a party trick!
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How would an injection of mouse tissue turn you into a lizard? Is the stuff gender specific. I mean if you cut off the twig and berries but had an injection from a female mouse, what would grow back? Anyside effects? Do women stand on chairs and squeal when they see you? Do you eat cheese and get chased by cats? Where in the flat do you put that huge exercise wheel, and can you fill that hanging water bottle thingee with beer? Wow, too much to ponder, brain hurts, must sleep now.
Some species of lizard can regenerate body parts, this was merely a cross-reference. I'm not sure if it's gender specific. The penis or vagina of a mouse would grow there. Your hair falls out of windows more easily. Yes, but they do that already. Yes, but I do that already. Near the stereo. I'll find a way. My brain hurts too.
Maybe they could genetically modify the injection, so a whole mouse grew there instead. Then you could inject Paedophiles (pedo-files to the yanks). Problem is then children with cheese sandwiches in their lunchboxes would be put in danger. Personally I welcome this, as I hated boring cheese sandwiches every day in my packed lunch.
Of course bullys in schools would have nothing to do, cos every time they grabbed a kid, he'd shed an arm or something. Problem with this is then the bullys would collect arms like trophies, with the most dominant bully being the one with most arms on his trophy necklace.
Man I didn't realise, but this issue is wraught with moral issues. To 'rodentalia' paedophiles or not? To collect arms or not? Hmmm....
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