Goodbye, thumb!
I read this article about a kid that had his thumb chopped off by psycho kids 'cause they thought he'd stolen a phone from one of them. That's just fucking mental! I guess they thought it was poetic justice - like in the countries where you get your hands cut off for stealing - he won't be able to text again without his thumb.
But then I started thinking.. I know it was wrong of the kids to cut this dude's thumb off... but maybe this would be a good way to deter this stupid "happy slapping" fad Brit kids are going through at the moment. Y'know, the one where they go and beat the crap out of someone and film it all on their mobile?
If a kid is caught taking a picture of someone getting their head stoved in with a metal bar, maybe the best way to stop them doing it again is to cut their arms off or implant a device in their head that explodes whenever a phone is held up near their face. Maybe they should have their eyes gouged out so they could never actually *see* the picture they'd taken?
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Reminds me of a saying from the Old West. An armed society is polite society. I bet back then you did not make an obscene gesture at Black Bart when he cut you off in traffic. Chances are if you did, you might end up dead. Criminal rights piss me right off. A good public caning for these gang scum everytime they step out of line might greatly reduce the anti social behavior that seems so prevalent today. I for one am proud to live in Texas, where we have the death penalty and use the death penalty, perhaps no where near often or fast enough.
Cheers Ya'll,
Jeff "redneck" Sharrock
There are a lot of fucktards out there that deserve a lot worse than they get, but that's not saying I agree with the death penatly entirely. Sometimes a guy doesn't deserve to be friend in an electric chair 'cause he shot someone that beat up his wife, but on the other hand a lethal injection isn't slow and painful enough for the bastard that raped and murder young Tammy.
I don't think Black Bart would've cut someone up in traffic to start with, if he'd have known that person had a couple of grenades in the glovebox.
I want some grenades.
I guess he really gave those guys the finger.
I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry for that. And I'm sorry.
I agree, Foss, that truly is mental. And, Jeff, those jackscrews deserve to be hurt badly. In fact, in my book, I'd give a public caning two thumbs up.
I'm sorry.
chuck
I think it would be much easier and skip the whole punishment thing, at least for the time being.
In my opinion crime is caused by overpopulation. I think that if we just killed nine tenths of the population, there'd be far less crime.
Do it now.
Also, will the repeated case of people having their thumbs chopped off become a way of insulting people, like the 2 fingers (up to the french) do? I hope so. I've been wandering the office sticking my thumb up at people, but so far nobody seems offended. I wonder if drawing a hitler moustache on it will help?
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