Foss? Where've you been?

Duuuude, I had a birthday. It was like the 30th birthday I've ever had.

Then I spent a lot of time getting drunk. And I bought a shitload of books about how to improve my memory and increase the awesome power of my brain. I've just started a book about Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) which is some clever stuff.

And I really like honeydew melon.