Conversation with my cousin Duncan

12:19am Duncan
'lo mate

12:20am Andrew
hey hey! how's it going? :):)

12:24am Duncan
good ta, though at something of a loose end now I'm done with uni

12:24am Andrew
become a... high class prostitute!

12:25am Duncan
tried, the market is saturated with balding 20 something men trying to get laid already. apparently my charging for it makes me less desirable. who'd have thought it

12:26am Andrew
ahh, some bastard already got in there with the "free service" option eh?

12:26am Duncan
nod, ad sponsored
bloody google getting everywhere

12:27am Andrew
temporary tattoos were always a goldmine for corporations

12:28am Duncan
I'm sure there's some joke about a payload being delivered when you click on certain ads, but I've not quite perfected it

12:30am Andrew
probably best not to. stick with the innuendo, don't go over the line. :)

12:31am Duncan
fair point, the last thing the prostitution industry needs is to get involved in allegations of sleaze