Drunken tossbag at xmas party
Here's a picture of a drunken tossbag. He didn't look drunk at the time, but it was all filthy lies and horrid deceit. This man was inebriated!
Maybe one day I'll be royalty
19.12.07
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Here's a picture of a drunken tossbag. He didn't look drunk at the time, but it was all filthy lies and horrid deceit. This man was inebriated!
Maybe one day I'll be royalty
7 comments:
WHO IN SODOMY IS THAT???
His name is Craprag and he hides in my chimney, eating geese.
Oh.
You didn't introduce me to him.
I think your hair has improved!
Spectacular!
It's freaky how sober it's possible to look when drunk.
You'd think there would be laws against that kind of thing by now.
-People influenced by alcohol must stumble at least once per 3 paces when walking. If the situation prohibits stumbling, or makes stumbling difficult or otherwise unachievable, walking sideways and incoherent yelling can compensate for insufficient stumbling.
-After drinking more than a half a pint of spirits with an alcohol concentration of 40% or higher, it is strictly forbidden to focus completely on one subject or item, and ones lips must stay at least slightly parted at all times.
Hm, don't you think it's rather cheap to justify your regular behaviour by making it law that other people have to pretend to be you when drunk?
HM?!
Meeeerry christmas!
But it was funny :(
Merry Christmas!
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