26.9.07

Shitting crikey!

Audun pointed out that bored, randy and semen are real names. I had to find more, so I went and discovered such businesses as Mammoth Erections and the the Fu King Chinese Restaurant.

4 comments:

Audun said...

I'd make a great Atlanta Wee Wee Inspector.



"Alright, let's have a look then.
Hmmm, bit wrinkly this one, but the herpes rash you've got there sort of looks like a cowboy, if you squint. Mind if I take a picture?"

Audun said...

Oh, and I found this definition of "wee" on urbandictionary.com:


The sound of frictionless acceleration.
By adding more "e"'s you are stateing that the object is accelerateing longer than normal*.
By changing the "e"'s to capitals you are stateing that the object is allelerating faster than normal*.

*Normal is stated by the average acceleration and length the person says the word at.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . Wow that emu ride was incredible!!!!"

Mab said...

Wow, that cleared up so much for me

Anonymous said...

met a guy who knew a Fonda Cox, true story.