PENCILHEAD
Is this the ugliest man in the world? I'm guessing yes. And he's a retarded cocksmoker too! It's the ex boyfriend of a close friend of mine, and he's one of those jealous types. Anyway he did some bad stuff, so I'm gonna tell the world something that I told my friend I wouldn't reveal to anyone else.. While they were together.
She told me he has the smallest penis she has *ever* seen.
Personally I know nothing about his cock, but I will say his head looks like the end of a pencil. All thin and pointy.. Just like his allegedly tiny penis.
Way to go, cocktail stick!
3 comments:
she has never seen mine is all i can say!
Why? Is it less like a pencil, and more like a permanent marker?
more like one actually. painted yellow and says Berol Mirado HB on one side. my favorite party trick is to drop trou when ever anyone at the office asks to borrow my pencil.
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